Sunday, August 9, 2009

Daniel Lee : 李桀漢 Got Trashed by Shanghai Girl in Taiwan One Million Star (超級星光大道)

Too bad, our # 1 Malaysian Idol got trashed by a Shanghai girl in Taiwanese PK championship (超級星光大道) with 4 points margin. He sang whisper careless whereas the Shanghai girl sang Wong Fei's song. The judge commented that LEE might have picked the wrong song and made some mistake in the way he sang. After the competition, Daniel said the whole event is like a REALLY BAD DREAM...In my opinion, the Shanghai girl definitely did alot better than Daniel Lah. So Daniel needs to work harder and pick a more suitable song before doing PK again in Taiwan


Their performance are as follow.

Daniel Lee 李桀漢



The Shanghai Girl's performance

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Malaysia Sucks ??! Nah !! Not everything here suck..

Yeah Malaysia sucks in some ways but we also excel in many ways. So it all depends on where you focus on. If you are a heavy internet user, Playing MMORPG 24 hours 7 days a week is the only thing you do in life, then Malaysia is truly suck for you. Our broadband connection really does suck on a regular basis. Today the stupid TM screamyx got problem again and damn slow. Or if you love politics, then you would think Malaysian politics is messy or suck compared to other developed nations. On the other hand, if you're retiree looking for a place where you can live peacefully and find a lot of cheap delicious food. Then Malaysia is a paradise for you. Wait, wait, Malaysia a peaceful place ? Yes Yes, according to Global peace index.

Malaysia is ranked no 26.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Peace_Index

We are like 2.5 times more peaceful than CHINA and 3 times more peaceful than USA. The stats do not lie my friend:P..

Or if you like FOOTBALL. Our Astro Channel airs plenty of Live EPL, Italian, Spanish and even German football matches on a regular basis.

Or you LIKE NATURE and FLORA and Fauna ? We have too much of it.

Or you hate earthquake, twister and volcano eruption ? We have none of them.

Or you hate to have your children get enlisted and blow shits up in middle east or some poor oil rich nations? We are a peaceful nation and we do no go to war.

If you are rich foreigners with some cash to spare, it's not difficult to find a place that is guarded and gated (IE : Mont Kiara )and live a super peaceful and affordable life.


(Note: I'm not a government employed shill promoting Malaysia, I'm just a regular citizen seeing the good sides of Malaysia while also taking notes of the bad one)

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Nick Vujicic - The Giant Man




Nick Vujicic, HE IS DA MAN.... He is Da man. Lose your house? lose your wife? lose your car? Lose your life saving ? Lose all your hope and pondering about killing youself? Remember Nick Vujicic - the man without arms and legs, and get back up again !! GET UP and live to the fullest you can ! Wooooooo..

Angry American Smashing PC monitor & Rant About Economy Meltdown.



In the above youtube video, we can see a very angry American smashing an old monitor (probably made in CHINA OR MEXICO) with metal and rants about how horrible the economy is despite all the good news(GREEN SHOTS) reported on the popular mass media. It's funny and sick at the same time. If he does this in Malaysia i would imagine he get locked up under the ISA for "inciting violence and riot" the next day, HAHA.

I'm also very surprised that Youtube would allow this kind of video uploaded....because it's kind of violent u c... Haha

Monday, May 25, 2009

Japan Economic Collapse And Poverty



In this video, Japanese old man lost his director job, went bankrupt and lost his house and then his wife and children left him. Very sad but this is the consequence if you get yourself overleveraged and buy stuffs on credits. For instance, If you earn RM 5000 and you take a 30 years house mortgage of RM 500K for the sake of the "security and happiness" of your wife and children. IMO, That's just plain suicidal because a recession or depression in any year of this 30 years period could result in potential jobless and you losing the house. Your wife may leave you if she's a heartless b*tch ( but who can blame her for seeking happiness elsewhere....). So, be very wise my friend, don't get into huge debt because of "TRUE LOVE" or whatever bullshit reason. Don't let your LIL brother overrule your manly intelligence. Spend wisely and moderately. Don't get into too much debt because it may kill you some day... BTW, I'm debt free. HEehehehehe It feels good to be debt free..

Monday, May 18, 2009

Dawn Yang - No makeup Vs Makeup

We all now how stunningly difference a makeup can change a girl look. sometimes from monster to Paris Hilton. So i decided to digg a little bit about this Dawn Yang no makeup look by doing a google image search and found the above picture easily. So what do you think huh ? From my male perspective, i think she is beautiful even without makeup, After makeup of course it enhanced her beauty by 5x times. Also, I have my sister who work as a pro makeup artist and she said that she used to makeup Dawn Yang somewhere in KL for an Astro show. WOWOWOWOW. My sister said she is short but a beautiful lady without makeup on her face, almost like EURASIAN. haha...

So Dawn Yang, You are offically beautiful even without makeup according to the perspective of BROKEN ENGLISH BLOG. Can sleep well at night lah huh ?? haha

Crazy Thunder Strike Destroyed My Modem/router

Yes, My stupid modem/ethernet router got destroyed by crazy thunder storm a couple of days. It's just crazy man. I mean the crazy thunder storm that we have here in Malaysia. It seemed to get more and more severe nowdays. My dad said the weather is getting more extreme compared to decades ago. Maybe it's due to global climate change or ice melting or something. Anyway, I bought a new one and get my connection back. Beware when there is thunder storm. Close the power link to the modem and unplug all the cable from the line. This is the second modem destroyed by the freaking thunder storm.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Shanghainese Girl Force Her Boyfriend to BUY her A Buick car



Walauer, What's going on with girls in Shanghai? I know they are the most pampered women in the world because Shanghainese men are famed for being a p****y worshippers. But then, the above video is already too much liao. The girl fell in love with a Buick car and asked her BF to buy her one, but her Bf refused and said it didn't SUIT HER WELL. So this crazy girl started to TEST DRIVE the car in SHOWROOM. After a min of so of TEST DRIVING. Her bf surrendered and brandished his CREDIT CAR and SAID " I BUY i BUY"

WTF..... Another proof that all "heroes can't pass the gate of beauty"

I wonder how much a buick costs in CHINA .. It must be damn expensive because of the import tax.

Anyway, if you have a crazy gf like her, WOULD you Dump her or succumb to her every demand ?

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Gold for food in Zimbabwe

As can be seen in the video, The Zimbabwe people use gold to buy food in black market. They do this because their paper money has lost most of its value due to hyperinflationary policies adopted by Mugabe government, the guy who confiscated the land from wealthy but more efficient caucasians and redistribute it to the mass. Another proof that government should not adopt extreme policy for the sake of "wealth redistribution" to the poor as it can completely destroy commerce and halt foreign investment.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Pak Lah - The Tak apa Zen master cum Prime minster.

Pak Lah has finally left as the prime minister. His tak apa attitude, humility and Zenism has surely brought in lots of tranquility and peace for Malayisa in these 5 years. See My friends we don't have terrorist attack, we don't invade other nations and we do not have civil war. I attribute this peaceful and tak apa achievement to Pak Lah 's Zenism and tak apa attitude. Malaysia not rich enough ? Tak apalah, at least we did not overleverage ourselves like the other developed nations and go bankrupt. Internet SLOW ? Tak apalah, At least our children would not download porn movie and play MMORPG until next morning and failed in school. Corruption? Tak apalah, Lets fix it before i leave and this is better than not fixing at all mah, right ?

Pak Lah Pak Lah, Eventhough you are not perfect and nobody is perfect. Let me salute you for one last time before you leave the PM "castle" to become a humble farmer. One day I will also be interested to become a farmer. Sometimes, the more you care, the worst it becomes. This is abit of taoism, libertarianism or Zenism. but Pak Alah has proven to us that his tak apah Zenism brought us harmony and tranquility.

With that said, I hope the next PM will inherit some Zenism from Pak Alah but for our economy sake fix the internet for us who run internet business.

Walauerrr.. Streamyx very slow today.... HELP HELp 911 or 999 ... Arggggggggg !

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Streamyx SOOOooo slow AGAIN !

ARggggg! International connection become very slow again today.. WHAT HAPPEN TO THIS STREAMYX AIYOH ?GOD HELP US PLZ, ECONOMY CRASHES STREAMYX SPEED also CRASHES. CANNOT MAH LIKE THAT.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Jim Rogers said Malaysian politicians are worse than US Politicians

Well JIMMY, I really really disagree with your opinion that Malaysian politicians are worse than the US for one major reason. ( Yes, I concur there is huge room for improvement in Malaysian domestic policy with regards to economy and infrastructures)

----- Our leaders do not wage war against other countries with false pretense. Killing, injuring and disabling millions of people and destroying billion worth of properties like the mighty USA.

This alone should elevate the position Malaysian politicians above the US politicians because we do not have un-prosecuted war criminals in charge of the office mah.haaaahahaha. U C.. It's not too late to apologise and change your position. I really think that your opinion was a little unfair for our beloved Malaysian politicians.

Jimmy Rogers, Beware of where you 're living, you're in Singapore - Kiasuland wor, a nation that is more authoritarian than Malaysia. There is no second amendment protecting you from the "adverse financial impact" for badmouthing local politicians there in the city of Lion (or Kiasuland). So becareful my friend Jimmy. Don't slip your tongue and make mistake like the Wallstreet Journal editor.

TMNUT STREAMYX DAMN SLOW AGAIN

OMG, I want to scream like the video below. Arrrrrhhhhh, WHY STREAMYX SO SLOW AGAIN, ARRRRGGGGGG !!!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Dmitry Orlov's Interview - Collapse of US economy inevitable ?



Scary time ahead my friends. Dmitry Orlov says that the collapse of US economy will probably unleash worldwide rebellion especially those in developing countries. Walau... Malaysian politicians please take heed of this important advice from Dmitry Orlov , the author of the popular book entitled "reinventing collapse" (of Soviet Union) . Localize our economy as much as possible to provide "insurance" to the people when global economy = 0. Encourage domestic small business. Encourage home gardening and farming . Encourage saving and conservation.

Tmnut Streamyx is damn slow today

Walaoer, This Streamyx is very slow today i can't even work on my stuff which is linked to California server. AIyoh, I tolong you Streamyx please make our broadband better and more competitive compared to our neighbors (Ie Kiasuland ). With this kind of poor service who wants to invest in Malaysia ? So Damn Slow ....

Saturday, March 14, 2009

10 reasons why you should visit Malaysia in 2009

Here i list down 10 reasons why you should visit Malaysia.

1) We have the best varieties of delicious food of the world. There are Chinese food, Malay food, western food, Japanese food, Korean food, Indian food, nyonya food and so on at a very affordable price . You must come to see and believe.

2) Our hawker food is damn cheap by internation standard if you go to the right place.

3) Different races and ethnicity live peacefully with each other. A rare sight for people coming from nation composed mainly of single race.

4) KLCC, YES this is the second of third tallest building in the world.

5) Our airport is first class, yes, when you arrive at our airport, you would be surprised how beautiful and advanced our airport is eventhough it's not always crowded.

6) Our airline service (MAS) is the best in the world.

7) Our nations are pretty safe for foreign visitor.

8) Our beautiful oxygen generating flora and fauna such as National park.

9) We are free from the most destructive natural disasters such as EARTH QUAKE, TSUNAMI, ALIEN INVASION, etc

10) Hmmmm, Cannot think of others la.... Any helpers ?

Malaysia politics is a mess but

But hey on the bright side at least the politician still competing with each other mah .. When there is competition, there is improvement. Malaysian People, plz don't be so saddened by the mess in politics. The politicians really need to be given constructive and peaceful competition or else they would lose the motivation to serve the themselves rakyat better. Our unbiased police forces also need to do the job by ensuring the politicians from each party compete with each other in the most civilized manner. Chair throwing, jabs trading and racist/sexist verbal assault must not be allowed so that nobody get hurt emotionally and physically.

Malaysia is still a relatively free nation compared to other nations like North Korea or people republic China because we can have independent news site like Malaysiakini but people must remember not to abuse the liberty so that we won't lose it all at the end.